FBI confirms ALIEN ABDUCTION!
Heavy rock/industrial band Sick N' Beautiful "enlist" Los Angeles manager Ryan Morrison.
Under condition of anoniminity, the "men in black" acknowledged last week that alien rock n' roll freakshow pirates Sick N' Beautiful have taken Los Angeles band manager Ryan Morrison upon their battered ship. Mr. Morrison is reported to be in perfect health, but rumors run rampant on the possibility that he might have already been implanted with "extraterrestrial technology".
"What you call an abduction" says human/alien hybrid singer Herma "we call it a gift. A gift to the human race! Our manager Ryan Morrison will aid us in spreading our musical message of debauchery...ahem, I mean - peace - throughout your ailing planet."
Alien ship captain and bassist Big Daddy Ray is more cynical about the exploit: "Our ship's systems are failing fast - we need cash for the repairs, pronto! We don't wanna get stuck on this planet of yours, with all due respect. Mr. Morrison is young blood, he knows what's up with this thing you call the music business - and he's definitely the right human to help us rise above this mess. Or else!"
Sick N' Beautiful, which is completed by guitarists Lobo and RevC2, and drummer Evey, put on a high-energy sci-fi-themed show playing an eclectic but explosive mix of hard rock, industrial, and electro-pop. They have been playing throughout Italy for over 2 years now, building a loyal following and a consistently manic fanbase while promoting their debut album "Hell Over Hell". Check Sick N' Beautiful website and Facebook for new contact info, as well as updates on the status of new manager/abductee Ryan Morrison...